If you're not happy, we ain't happy..

We stand behind our service delivery and ability to drive results that make you smile, 100%.

(if we fail to get that smile, we'll send in our team of comedians to perform a stand-up routine just for you)


If you have the social + website traffic, we'll use it to drive at least $3k/day through your socials, in the first 30 days, via Instagram DM and Facebook Messenger,
or give you a full refund.

Our clients see a 2-12x increase in their organic FB and IG sales
in the first 30 days.

To top it up, we stack a second guarantee:

If our service doesn't make you feel like you're on top of the world within 30 days, we'll refund your money the day you tell us we suck,

and write you a $1000 check for the oxygen tank

(just don't forget to come back down to earth)


We carry all the risk

If you're unhappy with anything in the first 30 days (us, our work ethic, skills, your results) we'll give you a full refund + an extra $1,000 for wasting your time.